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Attention everyone going WOO ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Dudes
You are going to be the zombies
Zombies are a metaphor for the unthinking kyriarchal nature of our society
And you are not a fucking badass -
It’s great when you have to constantly worry that anyone whose work you’re a fan of may not recognize certain groups of people as people
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Oh no I’m having emotions again make it stop
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High-res →
“This theory goes as follows and begins now:
All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is my theory that is mine and belongs to me and I own it and what it is, too.”
(via littlehorrorshop)
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My ex once told me that if I was so worried about being creepy that meant I probably wasn’t actually creepy
I think I am just a creep with anxiety -
If I die from exhaustion while I walk to work tell Hari Kondabolu I thought he was pretty
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Also a co-worker called me sickly for calling out of work twice and going home early two more times in a seven-month period
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Indoor physical activity before the age of 6 led to me being hospitalized with a burn I still have the scar from, a split lip, a fractured wrist and a kneecap cracked in half (all separately)
When I see children run outside and fall down I wonder how the fuck they don’t break things -
Did you know that my inability to ride a bicycle makes me less of a person?
Because people keep telling me that
